I've come to realize the power that I hold. And it frightens the piss out of me.

Let me start by saying, welcome to my 4th official album. In recent times, I've come to discover that I hold... abnormal abilities. I didn't have these abilities before, infact I still haven't entirely mastered them. But the point is, I'm changing. I'm adapting. I'm evolving. I've had some kind of awakening, and my newfound ability frightens me. Upon this realization, I took upon myself conquest. I have to travel the multiverse, and kill other variants of me who are discovering their power like I am. They're too dangerous to be left alive. The wellbeing of the multiverse hangs in the balance. So I guess that answers the question of "Who killed Sergeant Greasemixer?".

During my time hopping universes, seeing things beyond my comprehension, and killing other versions of myself, I put my heart to track again. In this album, you hold the knowledge of the multiverse. Secrets, forbidden tales, but all based entirely in reality. Perhaps not our reality, but a reality no less. Close your eyes, and take a journey with me as we uncover the truth of realities outside of your own. Outside of 37729. You cannot, under any circumstances, allow forces from beyond to gain this knowledge. Listen to me VERY CAREFULLY! This album was recorded across several realities, and in such, they are tied to those realities. Going forward, with possession of this album, you have a great responsibility to follow these rules. Because YOUR universe's existence depends on it.


1. If any demons, aliens, or other creepy shit comes to you in search of this album, DO NOT GIVE IT TO THEM.

2. Take these words to heart. They are true.

3. If you begin to feel light headed and sick to your stomach, at any point, turn off the music IMMEDIATELY. You are in danger of traveling to another universe, one without a way back. Do not attempt to resume listening to this album for another 24 hours.

4. If, at any point, you are listening to this album and you are visited by another version of yourself, ignore them. They will go away in time. This is the result of "friction", when two universes are interacting too heavily. Trust me, the other version of yourself is just as scared as you are.

5. If you are visited by a variant of Sergeant Greasemixer, run. He does not intend to be your friend.

6. If you are visited by a young boy in a birthday hat, it's already too late. Lead him as far away from your house as possible, so that the casualties are as low as possible.

7. Do NOT fall asleep to this album. You will not wake up on your own Earth. You'll awake on an Earth mostly similar, but the small changes are a real bitch to adjust to.

So long as we're all on the same page, and you understand what's been said to you going forward, I hope that you enjoy this collection of music and stories.

Thanks for the support.
Safe streaming,
Sergeant Greasemixer.