Listen here you senile assholes,

One year ago, I gave you musical perfection. Yes, that's right, I put my blood, sweat, ,and cum into a little project called Wacky Fluids In My Body. Pinicaal of musical content. And what did you assholes do? Not listen to it. You didn't fucking listen to it. Oddly enough, K-pop took it's major rise at the same time yall weren't listening to Wacky. Naturally, I can only assume K-pop only still exists because you didn't stream Wacky Fluids. Now K-Pop has taken over, and it's all your fault. Good job fuckface.

But fret not. I'm going to give you all a chance to redeem yourself. This is Roadblock. Something much more sinister than K-Pop is just over the horizon,, and it can only be stopped if you stream Roadblock, nonstop, 24 hours a day. But listening to this album has rules. I expect you to follow them.

1. No skipping track one
2. No crying to track one
3. Gucci Poop Sock isn't ironic. Don't treat it like it is.
4. If you like this album, tell everyone you liked it and stream it again
5. If you didn't like this album, tell everyone you liked it and stream it again
6. If you like a song, it's supposed to be good
7. If you don't like a song, it's intentionally bad. Learn to take a joke.
8. Gucci Poop Sock is NOT ironic. It's an emotional song about my childhood traumas and things I faced growing up.
9. Buy the Deluxe album
10. If you do not buy the deluxe album, you're a sexist piece of shit, and are part of the problem.
11. If you dislike any songs on this album, it's because you hate women.
12. Gucci Poop Sock isn't ironic, you fucking assholes
13. Do not stan Loona.
14. No I will not come to Brazil
15. Gucci Poop Sock isn't ironic.

Enjoy the album you ugly fuckers.